Title: Secret Agent Man
Words: 15,600
Rating: R - bad words, mild violence?
Warnings: This does not take itself seriously.
Summary: Adam and Eve had the apple, but Jared’s got the orange. And when bright green slop drips from his fruit and burns his hands, it’s only the beginning of a crazy seventy-two hours.
Notes: Written for spook_me: The Spook Me Multi ( Read more... )